“Dang, I wish I could draw,” I said.

“Well, everyone can draw something,” he said.

“I used to sit around drawing dolphins in, like, 1984.”

And he handed me the pen:

Then Nikki took over. I don’t know who drew the little dude in the corner. Why dolphins, you ask? Here’s a clue.

We’re leaving for Portland in about 15 minutes. The new issue of WIZARD arrived just under the wire (shush - Mr. WIZARD put me on the comp list like 5 years ago). Guess who’s on the cover! Why, Heath Ledger! Root around in the comments over here for Adam “theatrical rad villain design psychic” Boorman’s amazing pre-casting Joker sketch.